Tom Hanks drops F-bomb on live TV
Tom Hanks did something one would think was about as likely as Ted Nugent putting an Obama bumper sticker on his truck.
Hanks dropped an F-bomb on "Good Morning America" Friday, just seconds after he predicted he might.
"GMA"
host Elizabeth Vargas asked Hanks to speak in the same accent he does
in his new movie, "Cloud Atlas." Hanks said it would be tricky, since so
much of the dialogue is swear words. He tried, and failed.
Hanks
apologized profusely, as did Vargas, and Hanks made another prediction:
that his next appearance on the show will come with a seven second
delay.
A rep for ABC said the situation was "corrected" for all subsequent feeds of the show.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE NOW JESSICA BIEL'S HUSBAND: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married Friday.
E!
News reports the longtime couple traded vows in front of family and
close friends at the Borgo Egnazia resort in the southern Italian city
of Fasano.
"It's great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful
and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends," the
newlyweds said in a statement to People.
Jimmy Fallon and his wife
Nancy Juvonen, Andy Samberg, Timbaland, 'N Sync alum Chris Kirkpatrick,
Biel's 7th Heaven sister Beverley Mitchell, and music manager Johnny
Wright and his wife Erika were among the VIPs in attendance.
The festivities kicked off a few days earlier with a casual
beach
party on Wednesday night (if you consider a 10-minute fireworks show
"casual"), followed the next day with dinner and drinks in Trappeto.
Private
security was tight everywhere the wedding party went. A source told E!
News that guests were asked to sign nondisclosure agreements to ensure
that the details of the wingding stayed private.
Why? Did they sacrifice a goat or something?
No word on whether the newlyweds are honeymooning elsewhere.
BRITNEY SPEARS ACCUSED OF DRUG ADDICTION: This may become more fun than a good, old-fashioned O.J. trial.
Sam
Lutfi's defamation case against Britney Spears' mother only started
Friday, yet his lawyer has already alleged that Spears overdosed on
amphetamines the night in 2008 she was placed on a psychiatric hold,
shaved her head during her 2007 meltdown because she was afraid her hair
held evidence of drug use, was addicted to Adderall, and frequently
used crystal meth.
Sounds like someone liked to stay awake.
Oh, and Lutfi also alleges Spears' father Jamie once attacked him.
Wow. I can't wait to hear what happens after lunch.
Lutfi
is suing Lynne Spears over her book, in which she claimed Lutfi
controlled Spears and her career through drugs, calling him a "Svengali"
figure. After a series if bizarre incidents and strange behavior,
Spears was placed in a conservatorship overseen by her father -- and
later joined by her fiance Jason Trawick -- in which they control her
finances and have largely put her life and career back on track.
Lutfi's
lawyer Joseph Schleimer admitted in opening statements that Lutfi used
Adderall (an amphetamine) for ADD, but he was adamant he never gave her
any. Schleimer also said Lutfi repeatedly tried getting Spears off
drugs, without success. Schleimer said Lutfi wanted to bring a new team
in -- he called it "the varsity team" -- to help save her.
Schleimer
also said Lutfi brought a drug-sniffing dog into Spears' house and
found a baggie of crystal meth and tried to get Spears to meet with a
psychiatrist two days before she overdosed, but Spears refused.
And
since they were already there, Lutfi's lawyer said her former
self-styled manager tried desperately to talk her out of doing what
turned out to be her disastrous 2007 MTV Video Music Awards performance
because she was overweight and hadn't rehearsed, but she refused.
Yeah, maybe I can see that one ... .
And because that wasn't enough, Schleimer also said Jamie Spears attacked Lutfi, punching Sam and knocking the wind out of him.
Sounds like his wind has returned.
Team Spears hasn't had the chance to respond yet. Expect many exciting updates here as the action progresses
LINDSAY LOHAN DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR WORK: Lindsay Lohan didn't show up Wednesday for a voice-over gig for her upcoming movie.
Maybe it's a better idea to tell her not to show up somewhere if you want her there.
Bret
Easton Ellis -- who wrote Lindsay's new film "The Canyons" -- claims
Lohan missed her automatic dialogue replacement session Wednesday. He
posted a tweet saying he sent his bloodthirsty character from his 1991
book "American Psycho" over to find her.
Those two would make a cute couple.
He
tweeted, "Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan's hotel
to confront her as to why she missed her (expletive) ADR on 'The
Canyons' today... ."
Well, everyone knows Lohan isn't the most punctual person. She may have been busy crashing her car or something.
PATTINSON
AND STEWART DISPLAYING AFFECTION: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
were photographed kissing Wednesday by Stewart's pool at her new home,
according to celebrity website PopSugar.
OMG and ;) and however you make little hearts with exclamation points behind them.
And that's just the reaction for the movie studio execs. You should see how the Twihards are reacting.
The
22-year-old actress shared a loving embrace and kiss with Pattinson,
26, before changing into her bikini and going for a dip.
The
"Twilight" actors have been slowly entering back into the spotlight
following Stewart's affair in July with her married "Snow White and the
Huntsman" director Rupert Sanders.
On Monday, Pattinson and
Stewart were photographed for the first time in public together having
an intimate chat outside a Los Angeles bar.
Stewart recently
purchased a new 3,361-square-foot, 4-bedroom, 4-bath home, in the trendy
neighborhood of Los Feliz, less than two miles from the home she used
to share with Pattinson. She reportedly paid $2.2 million for the house,
which, apparently, does not include some kind of barricade to keep the
paparazzi from shooting pictures of her pool.
While their
reconciliation is convenient for the beginning of "The Twilight Saga:
Breaking Dawn -- Part 2" promotions in November, a source told Us Weekly
"they have a very deep connection."
"He started thinking nobody
else would understand his life," an insider said. "His rational voice
told him not to toss a three-year relationship for one infidelity."
MADONNA INSENSITIVE TO COLORADO: Madonna apparently doesn't get much news on her planet.
The
singer started her show Thursday night at the Pepsi Center in Denver
with a gun scene, which she has used in previous performances.
According
to KUSA-TV, the station received several calls Friday from concertgoers
saying they were offended Madonna used guns and violence as part of her
show in light of recent events in Colorado that included a mass
shooting at a theater during a Batman movie on July 20 that left 12
people dead.
Yeah, well, you think that's bad? Madonna has had her heart broken and stuff, you guys.
In
a statement before beginning the tour, Madonna said she does not
condone the use of guns. She said she is using the guns as symbols of
intolerance and "the pain I have felt from having my heart broken."
It's Madonna's world. Colorado just lives in it.